Ba Dum Channgg!!!

The place: Mama stall at coffee shop along Mohd. Sultan
The Time: About 4am

Mama stall Man: Hallo what you want to eat?

Mama Fella: Uncle how about some satay?

MSM: How many stick you want?

MF: Ummm...lets say 15 chicken, 15 mutton?

MSM: Ok..anything else?

MF: Ahh no laa...I think enough.

MSM: Ok

MF (as MSM is walking away): Uncle! Kao-kao ah!!

20 Minutes later...the satay arrives.

MF #2: Dei...this doesn't look like chicken dei.

MF: Sial ah...I think you're right dei. Uncle! This is not chicken. This is beef!!

MSM: Ya...you said cow wat!!!