The High Level Guest Contributors Series

I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A GIRL BUT I CAN'T LIVE LIKE A TURD

I was with tRYATHLETE and Techno Telugu in his room last night when we made the High Level observation that serap girls only go out with Turds. Although I thoroughly disapprove of typecasting people, this has become too common an occurance to be ignored any longer. Along the trajectory of our discourse then, I pointed out that if the aforementioned stereotype were true, Occam's Razor dictates that to get a cute girlfriend, one must first be a Turd. Through a great deal of empirical study(our own) and ecumenical debate(between the 3 of us), we came to the conclusion(well, tRYATHLETE did anyway) that it's just not right to compromise your principles in situations like these. Simplified, "I can live without a girl, but I can't live like a Turd". According to the strands of our discussion, it turns out that we might have to wait for the stars to align and the blue moon to rise on us again before this situation is reversed. This of course didnt reassure me much being as it were both vague and unlikely. But desperate times sometimes call for a kick in the seat of the pants.....so to speak.


Token Manjen Before the Glenfinished

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And then there are the dreams. Not so long ago, I loved my dreams...I loved going to sleep...I loved to dream. Now I'm afraid to close my eyes. The quasi-reality of the dream always makes me suffer in the morning when I wake up to find that reality bites.

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What to do with a problem you have no answer to? Walk away I suppose...nothing I can do about it now; nothing that I'm brave enough to try anyway. Escapism? I wish I had an escape - somewhere to leave my thoughts behind. Unfortunately folks, I'll tell you this much, there is just no escape from the world of the Arts Canteen.

- Token Manjen

Token Manjen is a High Level in training. He would've graduated after this post, but he swigged a coupla shots of Glenfiddich and started spouting cock like the Manjen that he is. Clearly, he's not ready.